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Previously on Lucifer...

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LUCIFER:
That's Azrael's blade.

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That's one angry-ass snake.

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I want my family back.

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AMENADIEL: Mom and I are gonna
find a way to get back

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to the Silver City.

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One way or another.

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Something is wrong.

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It won't stop.

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The only thing that's
gonna save my life

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is finding the antidote.

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The plan is simple:

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you kill me, I go down to Hell
interrogate the professor,

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get the formula,
and then you bring me back.

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(gasps)

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Well, you didn't
die after all.

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I heard you saved me.

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This is your Father's doing.

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Chloe is his doing;

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he put her in your path.

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So none of it was real?

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Don't!

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I mean, how can I trust

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anything, anyone

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now that I know He might be
behind it all?

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Well, you can trust me.

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Can I, Mum?

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You're as bad
as He is.

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I am tired of
being a pawn.

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I'm done.

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Lucifer? You here?

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♪ ♪

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How dare he walk out on me.

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I'm a goddess.

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Yes, you are.

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I think I deserve
a modicum of respect.

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I respect you.

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Then why did my son abandon me?

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Wait, we're talking
about your son?

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Do you know that
I went to Hell for him?

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I even helped save his
scrawny, little human,

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who I much prefer dead.

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This is
getting weird.

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Yeah. It's been two weeks
and no word.

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I mean, a mother
has needs,

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don't you agree?

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Okay, uh...

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I got to go.

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You're a terrible kisser.

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Must suck to be on
the outs with Lucifer.

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He hates it when
people manipulate him.

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I didn't.

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At least not like his Father.

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True, but you're here.

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And the big guy's not.

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I bet Lucifer is

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plotting his revenge
as we speak.

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(chuckles)

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Hmm.
♪ Wide awake ♪

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♪ Such a shame
for us to lose... ♪

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Love the vibe you
got going here.

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It's very Godfather.

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You even look a
bit like Brando.

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Circa the barefoot,
stress-eating years.

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This is a
big move, man.

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Are you sure
about this?

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Oh, yes.

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Now hand it over.

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It's not gonna go cheap.

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(chuckles)

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Worth every penny.

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It's your funeral.

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DAN:
Still no sign of Lucifer?

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I went by his place.

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It's completely packed up.

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No e-mails,
no calls, nothing.

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He's gone.

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Just... it is
what it is.

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You know, Chloe, you don't have
to pretend with me.

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I know you're upset.

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I mean, he's your partner,
he should've told you

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he was leaving.

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Whatever.
It's been two weeks.

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I'm over it.

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Please just change the subject.

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ELLA:
Man, I miss Lucifer.

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He was the best hugger.

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I mean, squirmer on the outside,

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but warm and fuzzy
on the inside.

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Ella.

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Do you mind?

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Oh.

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Sorry, Decker.

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Guess he hasn't
called you either.

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ELLA: So we got
Ash Corrigan.

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27. Cause of death,
blunt trauma,

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by something that left
small circular gashes

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around the wound.

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M.E.'s gonna make me some molds
so I can track down

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the murder weapon.
DAN: Well, it doesn't
look like a robbery.

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I mean, guy's wallet and ID
hasn't been touched.

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His car's still here.

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I'm thinking Ash
was a club-goer.

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Got into a bar fight,

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then everything went
to head out here.

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Hmm.

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I think he
played in a band.

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Calloused fingers.

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Guitar player.

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Good catch.

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Well, yeah.

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And this.

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Looks like the band
lost their front man.

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♪ Feel a lot of pain... ♪

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I can't believe he's gone.

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We were in such a good place.

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The album was selling, man.

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Tour was gonna be huge.

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This blows so hard.

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What's gonna happen to us?

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Come on, dude,
Ash is dead.

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He's just saying what
we're all thinking.

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The band's over.
We're screwed.

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So Ash was
staying here?

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He was just crashing on
the couch last couple weeks.
DAN: You guys weren't worried

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when he didn't come
home last night?

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We just figured that he hooked
up with someone.

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I hoped, anyway.

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He's been in a funk
since his divorce.

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It was bad.

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How bad?

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You should talk to Courtney.

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Ash's ex.

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She's, um... very passionate.

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They fought non-stop,
even got violent once.

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♪ Till we're down and dusty. ♪

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♪ ♪

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DAN: So the band was right,
the ex-wife was violent.

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Look at these.

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(gasps)
She was arrested for
domestic abuse two years ago.

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I mean, charges
were dropped, but...

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LUCIFER:
Detective!

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You're okay.

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What? Yes, of course I'm okay.

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Don't be so silly.
(chuckles)

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Lucifer, I was really,
really worried about you.

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Shh! Hold
that thought.

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I have news.

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What...

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Wow.

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You just-- you go AWOL
for two weeks,

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and then you have the nerve
to come here and shush me?

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Yeah.

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You have some serious
explaining to do, man.

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Yes, I know that, Daniel,
and I'm about to.

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Shall we all have a sit down?

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No. Spill it.

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I'm dying to know
where you've been.

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WOMAN:
Lucifer?

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Lucifer?

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Uh...

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Candy, darling,

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I told you to
wait in the car.

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But it's so
stuffy in there.

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But it's a
convertible.

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CANDY: Plus I wanted to
show your police friends

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just how generous
my honey is.

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(giggles)

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He paid that sketchy diamond guy

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a ginormous pile of cash for it.

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Well, mm.

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Lucifer,
who is this?

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Right.

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Meet Candy Morningstar.

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My wife.
(giggles)

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(both chuckle)

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Wow.

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(chuckles)

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(sighs)

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♪ ♪

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(clacking)
It's not how I'd
hoped to announce it.

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I know it might be
a tad surprising.

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No, why would I
be surprised?

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That you disappeared
after I almost died,

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and then waltzed back in
married to a stripper?

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Exotic dancer, but,
yes, I can explain.

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No.

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No need.

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I'm happy for you.

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Really.

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Do you mind?

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Sorry.

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Am I bugging you?

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I'm totally bugging you.

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No, I love
that sound.

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Oh.
LUCIFER:
Look, Detective,

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I had some
family issues.

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And I-I went to Vegas
to blow off some steam.

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One thing led
to another, and...

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Look, I am sorry, I should've
told you that I needed...

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time off.

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This isn't about vacation hours,

203
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this isn't about time cards,
Lucifer, this...

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How could you just...?

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I thought
we were...

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(voice breaking):
I thought we were friends.

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Friends? Yes.

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Friends, that's exactly
what we are.

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Just friends.

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Right.
Right.

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So it's all
sorted then,

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we'll go back to the way it was.
Great.

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You know, before...

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Yes, I get it!

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DAN:
Hey.
What?

216
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I have Ash's ex-wife
in interrogation.

217
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Great.

218
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I...

219
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That's classy,
dude.

220
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Real classy.

221
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Thank you?

222
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You think they
like me?

223
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Oh, what's not to like?

224
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(Candy chuckling)

225
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"Violent psycho bitch."

226
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"Sid and Nancy,
except she's Sid."

227
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"All she wanted was
to crush Ash's soul."

228
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So, Courtney,

229
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care to explain why all of
your ex-husband's bandmates

230
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think you're capable of murder?

231
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I had nothing to do with this.

232
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Where were you the
night of Ash's death?

233
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The same place I am
every night: work.

234
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I have employees who
can vouch for it.

235
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What do you do?

236
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Run an online clothing company.

237
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Built it from scratch.
Worked my ass off.

238
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You want to know what Ash
would say about work?

239
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"The world will provide."

240
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But you know who did?

241
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Me.

242
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Someone had to
be responsible.

243
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The band, they thought
I was uncool,

244
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but it was Ash, he was
the selfish, childish one.

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I completely understand.

246
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I was with an
immature partner,

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and it was maddening.

248
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It's crazy-making.

249
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Yeah, wanted to kill him.

250
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I didn't say that.

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LUCIFER:
Ouch. Shade.

252
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I wouldn't take
it too personally.

253
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Yeah, right.

254
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I'm sure it's not me
she's talking about.

255
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Well, who else would
she be talking about?

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CHLOE:
So, you want to explain

257
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the domestic
abuse charge?

258
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Look, we fought.

259
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I'm not proud of that.

260
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But I've paid for
my mistakes, literally.

261
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What do you mean?

262
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Ash took everything
when we divorced.

263
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I agreed to sit down
with a divorce mediator,

264
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and the guy was completely
biased against me.

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I think him and Ash

266
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set up some sort of
shady side deal.

267
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He's the real criminal.

268
00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,597
But if Ash got this
hefty divorce settlement,

269
00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,598
then why was he couch-surfing?

270
00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:00,600
Where'd the money go?

271
00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:03,603
Maybe the mediator took it?

272
00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:05,522
Like I said, the guy's a crook.

273
00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,322
I got him.

274
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,990
Someone tagged Lucifer
at The Grove.

275
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,158
You're kidding.

276
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,786
Someone named "Cottoncandy86"?

277
00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,288
That's an
unfortunate name.

278
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,873
No, Mom, it's an
Internet-- never mind.

279
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:27,835
It looks like they were getting
frozen yogurt to celebrate...

280
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,254
newlywed life?

281
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,090


282
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,632
Are you speaking in tongues?

283
00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:34,634
Mom!

284
00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:35,969
Look.

285
00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,846
He and cottoncandy86
are married.

286
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,600
What?!
He specifically told me
to watch over Chloe.

287
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,101
After everything that
we did to save her,

288
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,979
I don't... I don't understand.

289
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,314
Betrothing himself to that?

290
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,357
He wouldn't.

291
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,068
Perhaps Mazikeen was right.

292
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,070
Lucifer's concocting a plan.

293
00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:58,032
♪ ♪

294
00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,954
Well, Courtney's story
checked out.

295
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,956
She was working late
with two employees

296
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,333
at the time Ash was killed.

297
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,917
Courtney's been pointing
pretty hard

298
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,586
at their divorce mediator,
but I don't know.

299
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:10,962
Seems like a stretch.

300
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,880
Yeah, agreed, but I did
check it out anyways.

301
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,257
This guy named
Anthony Annan.

302
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,634
He's got a clean
record, and nothing

303
00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:17,218
but Courtney's word
points to him.

304
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,304
Uh, Detective, a word?

305
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,555
You're still here?
Shouldn't you be

306
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,349
on some honeymoon
far, far away?

307
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,351
Oh, look, it's Mannequin Hair.

308
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,811
Who?
I don't know his name,

309
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,522
but he's in
the other photo, too.

310
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,815
Is that weird?
What other photo?

311
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:31,899
The one of the dead dude.

312
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,402
See? Right there.

313
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,403
Mannequin Hair is
in the crowd

314
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,405
behind the yellow tape.

315
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,448
She's right, it's him.

316
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,200
Unbelievable.

317
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,118
It's highly unlikely
for Ash's divorce mediator

318
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,786
to be lurking at the scene
of his murder, yes?

319
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,912
Yeah, very.

320
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,039
I'll track him down.
Nice.

321
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,249
Well done, Candy.

322
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,834
Well, I don't get a lot
of names at my job,

323
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,337
so I'm super good
with faces.

324
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,381
And other things.
Ah.

325
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,090
LUCIFER: This is fun, isn't it?
Isn't this fun?

326
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,926
Hmm? Murder, suspects, clues.

327
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,719
Gosh, it feels good
to be back.

328
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,138
Right, I'm going to
call Candy a cab,

329
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,391
and then you and I can
get down to brass tacks, yes?

330
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,350
(pouty groan)

331
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,643
Actually,
come to think of it,

332
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,061
who watches over Trixie?

333
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,354
Do you want to go splitsies
on a nanny?

334
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,564
Besides, I hear this case
involves a band,

335
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,981
so, lucky for you

336
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:14,693
I bring my much-needed
musical expertise.

337
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:16,319
Did you know
he plays piano?

338
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,321
Like, better than
Elton Tom.

339
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,906
I know plenty about
music, thank you.

340
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:21,740
(laughs)
Do you, now, Detective?
Mm-hmm.

341
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:22,867
Right, what's your
favorite band, then?

342
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,453
Hmm?
Hey...

343
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,746
(laughs):
Oh, full of '90s jams, I see.

344
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,957
The Bangles, N'Sync,

345
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,792
Right Said Fred?

346
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,587
Give me the phone back.
I mean, seriously,
Detective,

347
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:34,921
your music queue
alone is enough

348
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,673
to disqualify you
from this case.

349
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,966
You're not the one who's
on this case, Lucifer.

350
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:42,136
What? But what about
our partnership?

351
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,639
Our partnership ended
when you ghosted me

352
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,558
and the entire department.

353
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,102
You can't just march back
in here like nothing's wrong.

354
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,396
You can't just grab
what you want when you want.

355
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,401
I'll just put that
down there, then.

356
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,991
You let me down, Lucifer.

357
00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:07,912
I mean, what good
is a partner

358
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,330
if I can't depend on you?

359
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,293
I don't need you anymore.

360
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:16,129
Well, surely
you don't mean that.
I do.

361
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,631
You can go.

362
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,173
Both of you.

363
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:23,720
Right.

364
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:29,684
I haven't seen you
in a while, Lucifer.

365
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,852
Uh, I know you've
been through Hell.

366
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,814
I suppose we can
discuss that another time.

367
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:38,610
Oh, no, no, there's no need
for censoring, Doctor.

368
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,112
Candy and I have no secrets.

369
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,281
Isn't that the key
to a successful marriage?

370
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:48,827
And how are you coping
since your... travels?

371
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:51,539
Any warning signs
of lasting trauma?

372
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,707
Denial?

373
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,543
Rash decisions?

374
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,712
Um... no, no.

375
00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,006
I think I've thought through
everything quite carefully.

376
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,550
He's a thinker, this one!

377
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,512
And, uh... and what
about Detective Decker?

378
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,388
I thought you two
had become...

379
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,016
close.

380
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,268
Well, everything
I felt for her

381
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:15,522
was smoke and mirrors,
courtesy of dear old Dad.

382
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,357
I mean, He clearly
expected me to zig,

383
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,192
and so I zagged.

384
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:23,237
And does Chloe know
that you've zagged Candy?

385
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,447
(giggles)
Yes.

386
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,573
She just fired me.

387
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,408
Shocking.
I know.

388
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:30,745
But if you felt
so manipulated...

389
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,913
why return to Chloe at all?

390
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,082
Well, I mean,
I tried to leave,

391
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:39,546
but I just felt
that I missed...

392
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:40,921
my work.

393
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,675
Look, anyway,
baby, bathwater,

394
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,719
the detective and I are
quite the crime-fighting duo.

395
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,011
I mean, you wouldn't
break up

396
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,555
Batman and Robin,
now, would you?
No.

397
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,390
We have a job to do.

398
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,350
So if she could
just see sense...

399
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,268
I was fired once.

400
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,936
But you know what I did?

401
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,481
I just kept showing up and
made myself expandable.

402
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,567
Oh, uh, do you mean
indispensable?

403
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,361
No. Expandable.
I got a boob job,

404
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,613
and it totally
expanded my horizons.

405
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,281
Because then, I
could do something

406
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,867
none of the other
girls could do.

407
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,868
You wanna see?

408
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,285
Ooh, yes.
No.

409
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,287
No?

410
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,289
But you know, the part
about showing up...

411
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,793
that's not, actually,
bad advice.

412
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,002
It's called "acting as if."

413
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:23,964
Yes. Yes,
well done, Candy.

414
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,801
I think I know exactly
how to get back on the case.

415
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,302
Oh, gosh, I wish I'd
talked to you earlier.

416
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,429
Saved myself a trip.

417
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,055
(both chuckling)

418
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,098
LUCIFER:
Have a candy, Candy.

419
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,933
(squeals, chuckles)

420
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,687
DAN:
Bad news, Chloe.

421
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,022
Ash's mediator won't talk.

422
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,108
Well, because he's a lawyer.

423
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,986
Yep, not without a warrant.

424
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,406
Okay, will do.

425
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,866
I know you're there.

426
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,576
I'm a cop, Lucifer.

427
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,161
You think I don't know
when I'm being followed?

428
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,664
(sighs) All right,
fair enough.

429
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,208
Look, I'm simply here
to help with the case.

430
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,836
What, you mean the case
that Chloe kicked you off of?

431
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,338
I'm just... I'm trying
to put things back

432
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,757
the way they were, Dan.

433
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:11,011
Yeah, I've been there.

434
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:15,725
Right. And I have
a brilliant idea.

435
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,393
You expect me to let you
go undercover

436
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,895
with your stripper wife?

437
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:20,354
Right. First of all,
she's an exotic dancer.

438
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,815
"Stripper" is pejorative.

439
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,858
Well, far be it from me
to disrespect your bride.

440
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,318
Thank you.
And secondly,

441
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,487
Candy is a natural
at getting men to talk.

442
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,864
CHLOE:
Oh, I bet she is.

443
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,407
Awesome.

444
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,868
Lucifer has outdone himself.

445
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,830
Thanks.

446
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,539
Mm-hmm.

447
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,750
LUCIFER:
But, Detective,
the mediator

448
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,585
won't talk to you
without a warrant.

449
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:45,045
Which is why I so wisely made
an appointment for Candy and I

450
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,965
this afternoon, see?

451
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,048
You need me.

452
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,008
Let me think about that.
No.

453
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,845
Uh, Detective, if I
didn't know better,

454
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,430
I'd say you were prejudiced
against exotic dancers.

455
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,056
Okay, we're done here.

456
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,224
Good-bye.
But...

457
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,643
Come on, Candy.

458
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,394
Well, look,
if you change your mind

459
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,396
and wish to take me up
on this splendid lead,

460
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,064
then, you know,
you can always text me,

461
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,859
or I'm on Wobble now as well.

462
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,862
You can get Candy
on Cottoncandy86.

463
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:17,578
♪ Take a good look
at the world around you ♪

464
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:21,916
♪ All the filth and hate
does it astound you? ♪

465
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,961
It was a marvelous idea.
I'm sure she'll come around.

466
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,212
MOM:
So it's true.

467
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,088
You're back.

468
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:31,551
Oh, invading my privacy,
as usual, I see.

469
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,970
Your brother and I
were worried sick.

470
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:37,097
You could have at least called.

471
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,934
Oh, my gosh, are you
Lucifer's sister?

472
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:40,977
Oh!

473
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,854
Oh, Lucifer,
don't be rude.

474
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,231
Who is your
top-heavy friend?

475
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:49,276
Candy, darling,
this is my mother.

476
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:52,613
Mum, this is Candy,
my wife.

477
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,615
I'm sorry that we didn't
invite you to the wedding.

478
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:55,658
We just decided

479
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,077
no enemies.

480
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,957
Well, lovely to meet you.

481
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,334
You're Lucifer's mom?

482
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:09,505
Oh, my gosh,
you look amazing!

483
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,257
I should start
using sunscreen.

484
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,633
A shame he kept you hidden.

485
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,761
I hate secrets.

486
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,390
Do you like shopping?

487
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,808
Do I?

488
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:25,605
I want to hear all
about you and Lucifer.

489
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:29,358
You two must have
so many plans.

490
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,151
So...

491
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:35,364
what do we
think of Candy?

492
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:41,287
Well, I think she's
perfect for Lucifer.

493
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:45,041
Her bra size equals
her IQ, huh?

494
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,584
That's generous.

495
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,174
See that vein popping
out the side of your neck?

496
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,511
Same thing happens when I
throw the dishes in the trash

497
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,723
instead of washing them.

498
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,349
You're mad.

499
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,519
I'm an idiot.

500
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:09,482
Look, I know Lucifer
better than anyone, okay,

501
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,025
and he does this sometimes.

502
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:14,487
Disappears, does stupid,
impulsive things.

503
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:18,074
But he always comes
back around, Chloe.

504
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,910
Yeah, but this time
I don't want him to.

505
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:24,580
I'm serious, I am done.
I'm done.

506
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:27,041
But he did get you an
in with that mediator.

507
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,418
That's a good thing, right?

508
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,711
Yeah, well, I don't care.

509
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,254
There's no way
I'm letting him

510
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:35,008
and his exotic-dancer wife
on my case, or any case.

511
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,595
Maybe you and Lucifer
need a mediator.

512
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:43,057
(sighs)

513
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,184
Just saying.

514
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,822
ANTHONY:
So, Mrs. Morningstar...

515
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,992
Oh, no, no, no, no,
you can call me Candy.

516
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,415
Candy, why do you want
to divorce Lucifer?

517
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,250
Um...

518
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:13,963
Well, I just feel like we're
supposed to have a partnership,

519
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:18,092
and it just totally feels
like it's not working anymore.

520
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,094
Mm-hmm. And you two have
been married for...

521
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,304
Five days.
Ever!

522
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,931
Forever.
Five days.

523
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,558
LUCIFER: Five days.
It feels like it.

524
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,893
But we've been through
a lot in that time,

525
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,268
and I say that we
work brilliantly together,

526
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,311
don't we, sweetie?

527
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,064
(laughs)
Well...

528
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,982
if you're talking
about the bedroom, yeah.

529
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,358
I mean, thank God

530
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,777
this bod is made
for pure sex,

531
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,154
because, clearly,

532
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,613
(whispering):
it's all he cares about.

533
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,824
I'm tired.

534
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,450
Eh...

535
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,370
Would you say that's the, uh,
the crux of your issue?

536
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,747
Oh, the crux
of the issue?

537
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,289
Oh, no, no, no,
that would he Lucifer

538
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,458
disappearing, and
then popping back up

539
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,461
with zero explanation and
a ditzy bimbo on his arm.

540
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:58,256
He's cheated on you
in five days of marriage?

541
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:00,342
No, of course I didn't.
I've been completely faithful.

542
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,636
I take the vows of marriage
very seriously.

543
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,431
And that's why you chose
an idiotic, bedazzled tweener

544
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:06,682
as your partner.

545
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:07,808
ANTHONY:
I'm sorry, Candy,

546
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:08,976
there's no name calling in here.

547
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,437
Even if it's to yourself.

548
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,773
Lucifer,

549
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,315
would you like to respond?

550
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,984
(scoffs)

551
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:20,238
This is gonna be hard for you
to understand, but...

552
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,573
I've been through Hell recently.

553
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,909
Both figuratively and literally.

554
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,994
True torment,
my greatest fears realized.

555
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:29,789
Lucifer,
I am the one who almost died.

556
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,292
Yes, I know.
That is what I'm talking about.

557
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,878
(sighs)
Wow.

558
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,966
I almost believe you care.

559
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,135
Have you ever known me to lie?

560
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,807
I don't know.

561
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,186
I don't know.

562
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,230
Why don't we take five?

563
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:03,739
(Anthony clears throat)

564
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,616
Are you okay, Mrs. Morningstar?

565
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,703
(sighs)

566
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:13,540
Yeah, I'm...
yeah, thank you. I am.

567
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:14,917
(chuckles)
Um...

568
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:21,423
I, uh, I had heard
through a friend that...

569
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:27,345
you were open to
a little extra negotiation.

570
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:30,891
Um, I'm not sure
what you mean by that.

571
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:34,020
Um, well, my husband, you see,

572
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,855
has a lot of money.

573
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:38,065
And so, if you were to...

574
00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:40,860
swing things my way,

575
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:44,071
then I'd make it
worth your while.

576
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:45,656
Wow...

577
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:48,868
(chuckles)

578
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,204
You're really
something.

579
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:53,580
But that would be
crossing a line.

580
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,124
And I can't do things like that.

581
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,292
LUCIFER:
Why not?

582
00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,460
You did with
Ash Corrigan.

583
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,087
You two are in on this together?

584
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,215
No, we're...
Oh, yes.

585
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:04,591
(Chloe sighs)

586
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:05,801
LAPD.

587
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,764
We know about your side deal
with Ash Corrigan.

588
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,641
Didn't pilfer enough money
from Ash's ex?

589
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:15,311
Had to go and kill Ash
to get the rest of the spoils?

590
00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:18,605
Whoa.
I would never, ever hurt Ash.

591
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,774
Then what did you want
to accomplish, Anthony?

592
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,735
Hmm? Come on.

593
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,237
Tell me.

594
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:26,906
What did you desire?

595
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,283
I wanted...

596
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:32,286
Yes?

597
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:35,915
I wanted the Heavy Woolies
to be the hugest band ever.

598
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:38,625
But... oh.
(chuckles)

599
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,711
ANTHONY:
Um...

600
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,420
Okay, yeah, yes,
I helped Ash in the divorce

601
00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:44,215
and I got him all
of Courtney's money.

602
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,092
But there was no side deal,
'cause I did it for free.

603
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:49,720
I did it for the band.

604
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,180
I did it for the music.

605
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,181
(chuckles)
So,

606
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:53,224
you're a fan?

607
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:55,601
No, no, no. I was the manager.

608
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:58,478
At least, Ash promised me...

609
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,522
maybe I could be the manager
someday.

610
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,524
The point is,
I helped them a lot.

611
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:05,111
Ash and I
came up with a plan.

612
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:09,073
(Lucifer laughs)
Buy all the albums himself

613
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,200
using his ex-wife's money
to inflate sales.

614
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:13,202
Talk about self-promotion.

615
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:14,828
All they needed
was a little nudge.

616
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,538
And it worked.

617
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,040
I mean, we got on the charts

618
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:20,542
and we started
getting radio play,

619
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,002
we were gonna be booked
for this big tour.

620
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:24,338
I mean, we were gonna
make it so big.

621
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:27,049
We have a photo
linking you to the crime scene.

622
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:28,384
Why were you there?

623
00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:29,927
I was looking for them
after the gig,

624
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,887
'cause Ash and Marla,
they were fighting.

625
00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:33,347
The bassist?
Why were they fighting?

626
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:35,391
When weren't they
fighting?

627
00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:37,310
I thought that Ash was gonna
kick Marla out of the band

628
00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:39,353
that night after the gig,
so I went down there

629
00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:40,646
to see how it went down.

630
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,608
That's when I saw the police
standing there,

631
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,860
across the street.

632
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,321
Over his dead body.

633
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:52,783
It was the night the music died.

634
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:56,078
(Lucifer scoffs)

635
00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:00,166
Perhaps Marla didn't want to be
the fifth Beatle.

636
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:04,086
Looks like we have
a new suspect.

637
00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:06,005
Oh, well, if that's the case,
then you're welcome, Detective.

638
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:07,381
It's nice to be needed.

639
00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:08,757
Look, go home.

640
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,508
Trust me.

641
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,011
Candy needs you more than I do.

642
00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:17,475
(sighs)

643
00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:18,767
(chuckles awkwardly)

644
00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:22,562
Mine's bigger, right?

645
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:25,732
Yes. Does that mean anything?

646
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:28,068
Just how much
Lucifer loves me.

647
00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:30,904
Ah, so these small ones are for
couples who don't really care.

648
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,072
Exactly.

649
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,282
Tell me more

650
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:34,867
about you and Lucifer.

651
00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:37,036
What comes next for
you two lovebirds?

652
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,455
Did he say anything

653
00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:42,875
about-- oh, I don't
know... matricide?

654
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:45,794
No, I think the mattress
in the penthouse is pretty new.

655
00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:47,754
Oh, come on, Candy.

656
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:50,674
I know you two have
some kind of plan.

657
00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:54,636
Well, you're right about that.

658
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,222
So many plans.

659
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,556
Tell me everything.

660
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:04,313
Someday...

661
00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:05,939
...I want to open
my own juice bar.

662
00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:07,149
Or a tanning salon.

663
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:08,817
Or a combo juice bar

664
00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:10,194
and tanning salon.
(gasps)

665
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:11,737
You're speaking

666
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:14,281
and yet I don't
understand a single word.

667
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:16,574
I get that a lot.

668
00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:18,244
Why don't you talk
and I'll listen?

669
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:19,412
I'm a good listener.

670
00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:20,496
Like right now? I know exactly

671
00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:21,914
what you're trying to say.

672
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,332
But I didn't...
You want what's best

673
00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:24,750
for your son
and you'll do anything

674
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,126
to make sure he's happy.

675
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:29,463
I want you to know,
I got Lucifer's back.

676
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:30,672
And yours.

677
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:31,924
Because...

678
00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:34,260
you're my mom now, too.

679
00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:37,846
We're family.
(laughs)

680
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:40,266
(giggles)

681
00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:41,767
MOM:
She's a sinister

682
00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:42,809
genius.

683
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:45,479
Mother, come on now.

684
00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:47,856
Here I thought this "Candy"
was an insipid dullard.

685
00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:50,608
But she may be
the most formidable opponent

686
00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:52,278
I've ever faced.

687
00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,448
I came away
with nothing!

688
00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:56,990
Not a single crumb
of information

689
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,658
about Lucifer's real agenda.

690
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,660
What if there is no
hidden agenda, Mom?

691
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:02,455
What if this Candy's

692
00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:03,997
exactly who she seems?

693
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,999
Then...
(scoffs)

694
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,335
...I don't understand
what Lucifer's doing.

695
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,504
Whatever he wants, as usual.
So he really just married

696
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:13,090
this preening mouth breather
because he likes her?

697
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:14,841
Please.

698
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:18,304
Only a deeply damaged soul
would make such a poor choice.

699
00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:20,806
(sighs)

700
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:24,351
Unless...

701
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:26,728
he really is that far gone.

702
00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:30,023
Then that would mean
that my son

703
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:32,818
is really, truly broken.

704
00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:34,570
And I'm the one that broke him.

705
00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:35,695
Mom...

706
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:36,863
don't.

707
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,365
I manipulated him.

708
00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:41,076
I pushed him too hard.

709
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,662
I did this.

710
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,960
I'm a terrible mother.

711
00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:57,176
DAN: Public intoxication,
vandalism.

712
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,052
Okay, Marla does have
a few priors.

713
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,138
But all par for the course
for a wannabe rock star.

714
00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:03,932
How'd you get the lead?

715
00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:07,144
I got in to see the mediator.

716
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,062
Lucifer did a thing.

717
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,064
Yes, I knew you guys
would patch things up.

718
00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:12,232
Nope.

719
00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:13,691
Not even close.

720
00:28:13,733 --> 00:28:15,110
(whispering):
Not even close.

721
00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:16,903
Well, it sounds like
he's trying to help.

722
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:18,238
Why are you rooting for him?

723
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,406
I'm not rooting for him.

724
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,033
Okay, anyhow,

725
00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:23,076
to me, Marla reads like
a troublemaker, not a killer.

726
00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:26,622
Oh, unless you count crimes
against fashion.

727
00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:27,914
Yikes.

728
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:28,915
(chuckles)

729
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,334
Hey, guys.

730
00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:33,379
Remember those marks
on Ash's head?

731
00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:37,675
You think they came from
the knobs on Marla's bass?

732
00:28:37,715 --> 00:28:39,552
I mean, I still have to do
further tests,

733
00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:41,554
but it sure looks like Tetris
to me.

734
00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:43,055
Okay, maybe Marla's our girl.

735
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:46,099
We got to find her
and find that instrument.

736
00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:49,562
(electric guitar riff playing)

737
00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:54,483
Yeah, I spoke to her roommate.

738
00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:56,443
She said Marla's here somewhere.

739
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:57,444
Yeah.

740
00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:59,112
Okay, bye.

741
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,489
♪ But if I must ♪

742
00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:02,324
♪ Beat that down... ♪

743
00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:04,076
Excuse me?

744
00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:05,244
Do you recognize this woman?

745
00:29:06,328 --> 00:29:08,414
(crowd booing)

746
00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:09,956
(booing continues)

747
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:12,959
Yo, my friends, we got
a special guest tonight.

748
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:14,794
Ladies and gentlemen,

749
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:17,297
Lucifer Morningstar!

750
00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:19,550
(crowd cheers, applauds)

751
00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:21,051
(whoops)

752
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,010
(crowd cheers)

753
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,972
Hello, Los Angeles.

754
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:26,932
(crowd cheers, Lucifer laughs)

755
00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,104
Hello. Ha!

756
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:33,439
Hello.

757
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,566
Oh, you're too kind.
You're too kind.

758
00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:38,235
Hello.

759
00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:41,071
This next song is for a,
uh, a special someone.

760
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:44,658
A woman who says
she doesn't need me anymore.

761
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,159
(crowd oohing)

762
00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:47,327
LUCIFER:
Yeah.

763
00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:49,079
Well, I say she's wrong.

764
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:51,915
And I'm gonna prove
just what I'm willing to do

765
00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,459
for our partnership.

766
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:57,504
That's right, rock
a sweet '90s jam.

767
00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:59,089
(band plays)

768
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,674
♪ Close your eyes ♪

769
00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:03,761
♪ And give me your hand,
darling ♪

770
00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:09,308
♪ Do you feel
my heart beating? ♪

771
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:12,144
♪ Do you understand? ♪

772
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:16,649
♪ Do you feel the same? ♪

773
00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:21,153
♪ Am I only dreaming? ♪

774
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:25,073
♪ Is this burning ♪

775
00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:28,952
♪ An eternal flame? ♪

776
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,163
♪ Say my name ♪

777
00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:34,667
♪ The sun shines
through the rain ♪

778
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:37,836
♪ A whole life, so lonely ♪

779
00:30:37,877 --> 00:30:41,340
♪ You come and ease the pain ♪

780
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:46,470
♪ I don't want to lose
this feeling ♪

781
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:51,850
♪ Oh... ♪

782
00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:54,645
The woman I'm singing for is...

783
00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:56,647
someone very special.

784
00:30:57,731 --> 00:31:00,066
And her name...

785
00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:02,027
is Marla. Has
anyone seen Marla?

786
00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:03,403
We're looking for
someone called Marla.

787
00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:05,531
I know she's here tonight.

788
00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,157
She's the bass player.

789
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:08,534
Ah, there she is!

790
00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:10,327
Marla! Will you bring
her up to the front?

791
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:15,874
Come on. Marla, everybody.

792
00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:17,501
(laughs)

793
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:18,669
(song concludes)

794
00:31:18,711 --> 00:31:22,172
See? You need me.

795
00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:29,555
That better not be
Marla's bass.

796
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:30,972
It's already been processed.

797
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,808
And, I've written you a song.
Ready?

798
00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:35,435
♪ Crime solving Devil ♪

799
00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:36,770
♪ It makes sense ♪

800
00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:38,731
♪ Don't over think it... ♪

801
00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:40,232
ELLA:
Okay,

802
00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:42,234
it was wiped down pretty good,
but...

803
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:45,028
I found traces of Ash's blood
on the tuning knobs.

804
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,405
LUCIFER: What, so
Marla's the killer?

805
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,281
Murder solved!
(laughs)

806
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:49,783
And I believe that proves

807
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:51,785
just how much
the department needs me.

808
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:54,037
Including you.

809
00:31:57,957 --> 00:32:00,293
Uh, we got a stalker,
which is normally bad,

810
00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:01,961
but makes me
very happy right now

811
00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:03,672
'cause I was getting
very uncomfortable.

812
00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:09,469
What on Earth does he want?

813
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:12,806
You know I watched
over Chloe for weeks

814
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,099
after you disappeared, right?

815
00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:15,975
Angel or creeper, brother?

816
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,519
It's a fine line.

817
00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:19,605
You asked me to guard her,
so I did. Like an idiot!

818
00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,607
You see, because I thought
that she meant something to you.

819
00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:22,775
(scoffs)

820
00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:24,109
We both know she's special.

821
00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:26,904
Oh. That she is.

822
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:29,072
A whoopee cushion sent from Dad.

823
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,784
I'm sure he's having
a right old laugh at the moment.

824
00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:35,120
Right. So that means it's okay
to turn your back on Chloe?

825
00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:37,163
Just ignore her feelings?

826
00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:39,082
Feelings she had
no control over.

827
00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:40,500
Feelings that aren't real.

828
00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:41,877
But she doesn't know that.

829
00:32:41,919 --> 00:32:45,088
Which is why I had
to save her from...

830
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,258
From you.

831
00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:53,889
You're not ignoring Chloe,
you're protecting her

832
00:32:53,931 --> 00:32:55,307
because she had no choice.

833
00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:57,851
So I gave it back to her.

834
00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:00,479
By holding up a shield
made of Candy.

835
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:04,983
I'm sorry, Lucifer.

836
00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:08,528
(sighs)

837
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:11,907
You should at least explain
some of this to Mom.

838
00:33:11,949 --> 00:33:13,617
She's upset.

839
00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:15,953
Good.

840
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,080
She died and went to Hell
for you, Luci.

841
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:20,582
For you.

842
00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:22,083
She faced her greatest fears

843
00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,335
all because she loves you.

844
00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:24,503
Oh, come on.

845
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:26,379
Yes, she hurt you.

846
00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:29,341
But she was just doing what
she thought was best for you.

847
00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:31,176
And from what you just told me,

848
00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:33,386
I'm quite sure
you can relate to that.

849
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:35,639
Come on.

850
00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:39,935
What more does it take?

851
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,444
(sighs)

852
00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:52,865
You really told Lucifer
where I was?

853
00:33:52,906 --> 00:33:55,033
Since when do you guys talk?

854
00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:57,703
Since he helped me
save your life.

855
00:33:57,744 --> 00:33:59,371
I didn't kill Ash.

856
00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:00,873
Innocent people don't run.

857
00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:03,375
Or get a dead guy's blood
on their guitars.

858
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:05,210
Whoa, what?

859
00:34:05,251 --> 00:34:06,586
Ash's blood
was all over your bass.

860
00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:08,005
I don't know anything
about that.

861
00:34:08,045 --> 00:34:09,464
I-I ran because of these.

862
00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:15,220
What, you're making fake IDs?

863
00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:17,472
That's how I make rent, okay?

864
00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:19,016
How come you didn't tell us
Ash wanted

865
00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:20,099
to kick you out of the band?

866
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:21,434
(chuckles softly)

867
00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:22,519
You didn't know that?

868
00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:25,814
S-Sure, we... bumped heads.

869
00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:30,736
He... he was gonna kick me out?

870
00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:32,905
Look, even if I'd known,
I wouldn't have hurt him.

871
00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:34,072
You have proof?

872
00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:35,407
Um... yeah, yeah.

873
00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,074
This kid, Hunter,
from Silver Lake.

874
00:34:37,116 --> 00:34:39,160
He's like 16, maybe less?

875
00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:42,247
I, uh, made him an ID
that said he's 27.

876
00:34:42,288 --> 00:34:44,165
Anyway, he hung
around me all night.

877
00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:45,542
Actually, check Wobble.

878
00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,085
He was live posting stuff
of us all night.

879
00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:50,338
His ID is
HunterSTomstoned.

880
00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:53,633
I'm legal!

881
00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:55,260
(whoops)

882
00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:57,387
There's a bunch more.

883
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,681
Looks like they cover
the time of death.

884
00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:01,307
Like I said, I didn't do it.

885
00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:03,142
Then how did Ash's blood
get all over your bass?

886
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:05,395
CHLOE:
Hold on, look at this.

887
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,274
That's Doug,
our drummer.

888
00:35:09,315 --> 00:35:11,068
He loaded our gear.

889
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,986
Doug had the bass last.

890
00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:15,572
(clears throat)

891
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:21,453
You know what?
I should just stay here.

892
00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:24,957
Finish up Marla's arrest
report, but, um...

893
00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:28,460
maybe your consultant is free.

894
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,754
(sighs)

895
00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:32,631
(knocking on door)

896
00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:35,717
Doug Kennedy, LAPD.

897
00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:37,970
Ugh. Typical youth of today,
leaving the door unlocked.

898
00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:39,012
Shh!

899
00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:40,806
(phone ringing)

900
00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:44,142
Uh, sorry, I...

901
00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:45,811
It's Candy.
(sighs)

902
00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:48,605
Just...

903
00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:51,357
(whispering): Candy, darling,
I can't talk now.

904
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:52,985
About to catch a killer.

905
00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:54,402
(grunts)

906
00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:55,988
(choking)

907
00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:58,197
Gonna have to call you back!

908
00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:02,869
(choking)

909
00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:04,162
Let him go, Doug.

910
00:36:04,203 --> 00:36:05,538
DOUG:
You stay back!

911
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,206
J-Just stay back!

912
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,959
This is all Ash's fault!

913
00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:10,335
We were gonna make it big,

914
00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,504
and then Ash said
he was gonna going solo.

915
00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:14,547
He was gonna bail on all of us.

916
00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:16,591
I went to smack him
and I freaking lost it!

917
00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:18,093
You're making
this worse, Doug.

918
00:36:18,135 --> 00:36:20,553
Let him go.

919
00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:22,263
No. If you care about your
partner, you drop your gun, now!

920
00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:25,058
Oh, Go... You may as well just
yank the sucker, then, Dougie,

921
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:27,560
'cause I'm useless
to her, you see?

922
00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:30,271
What? That's not true, Lucifer.

923
00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:32,691
Isn't it? I mean,
you said as much yourself.

924
00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:35,234
W-Wait, what the
hell's going on?

925
00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:37,529
LUCIFER: The detective
doesn't need me anymore.

926
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,238
So come on.

927
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,740
Do your worst.

928
00:36:40,782 --> 00:36:42,408
Don't listen to him, Doug.

929
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,786
No, go on! Go on, go on.
Yank like it's your last wank.

930
00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:47,956
Or better still, you shoot,
Detective. Come on.

931
00:36:47,998 --> 00:36:51,084
Two birds, one bullet,
what do you say? Huh?

932
00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:52,377
(Lucifer grunts)

933
00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:57,716
(coughing)

934
00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:58,925
You okay?

935
00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,343
I think so.

936
00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:01,761
DOUG: Yeah, that's
because you shot me!

937
00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:05,015
Doug Kennedy,
you're under arrest.

938
00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:07,433
There's not a
scratch, Detective.

939
00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:09,268
Impressive marksmanship.

940
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:11,897
Actually, I was aiming for you.

941
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:14,315
(chuckles)

942
00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:15,984
(siren wailing)

943
00:37:20,030 --> 00:37:21,156
(gasps)

944
00:37:21,198 --> 00:37:23,491
Oh, my God! Is Lucifer okay?

945
00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:25,118
We were on the phone
when he got cut off, and...
Candy.

946
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,829
He's in the other room,
giving a statement.

947
00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:29,122
Don't worry.
He's fine.

948
00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:30,248
Did you save him?

949
00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:33,126
Thank you! Oh!

950
00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:36,004
Oh. All... All righty. That's...

951
00:37:36,046 --> 00:37:38,590
His job is way too dangerous.

952
00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:40,466
I begged him to quit, but no.

953
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:41,968
My hubby's all about his work.

954
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:44,012
He is?

955
00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:46,639
Oh, my God, it's "Detective
this," and "Detective that."

956
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,474
Working with you
means so much to him.

957
00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:50,643
Well, he's got a strange
way of showing it.

958
00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:51,811
Well, duh.

959
00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:53,646
Dude's totally messed up.

960
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:55,982
But then, you probably
already know that, huh?

961
00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:58,317
'Cause you're kind of
the reason why?

962
00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,318
What? Uh...

963
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,528
Didn't you two
just go

964
00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:02,530
through a super bananas
situation?

965
00:38:02,572 --> 00:38:04,449
With like, poison?

966
00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:06,201
He kept saying
how he almost lost you,

967
00:38:06,243 --> 00:38:08,203
and it was hell and stuff.

968
00:38:08,245 --> 00:38:10,038
Yeah, i-it was bananas.

969
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,833
It, it, I... went
through a lot, and, um...

970
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:16,335
And I... I guess he did, too.

971
00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,004
LUCIFER:
Great. Statement given...

972
00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,132
Candy. Oh!
(grunts)

973
00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:21,382
Ow.

974
00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:23,342
Uh, Candy darling,

975
00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:26,179
the detective's not
a big fan of PDA.

976
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:27,889
It's fine.

977
00:38:27,931 --> 00:38:29,808
I'm just glad
she's here for you.

978
00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:33,186
See you tomorrow
at the precinct.

979
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:35,772
Detective.

980
00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:40,526
Don't be late.

981
00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:41,820
(Lucifer chuckles)

982
00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:52,371
(footsteps approaching)

983
00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:54,415
Amenadiel seems to think
I owe you a chat.

984
00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:58,377
So I'll start by saying
I do not forgive you.

985
00:38:58,419 --> 00:39:01,047
I deserve that.

986
00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:02,632
Hmm.

987
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:06,511
However, you did make
quite a sacrifice for me.

988
00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:09,848
Despite your callous
manipulations,

989
00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:12,851
maybe you were well-intentioned
somewhere,

990
00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:15,561
deep, deep down.

991
00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:17,563
Perhaps that counts
for something.

992
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:20,733
I'm glad you think so, son.

993
00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:22,068
Besides,

994
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:24,779
I'm far more pissed off at Dad.

995
00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:27,240
I mean, you just tried to speed
up feelings I already had,

996
00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:29,701
whereas he...

997
00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:31,368
Well.

998
00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:33,788
He made all those feelings
a lie.

999
00:39:35,414 --> 00:39:37,209
Anyway.

1000
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,836
Nice catching up.
I'll see you in a few millennia.

1001
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:44,465
Lucifer, wait.

1002
00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:47,344
I appreciate your honesty.

1003
00:39:47,384 --> 00:39:52,307
And now, I'd like
to be honest with you.

1004
00:39:52,349 --> 00:39:54,392
Oh. This'll be a hoot.

1005
00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,936
Since I escaped Hell,
all I've wanted is to get back

1006
00:39:56,978 --> 00:39:59,898
to the Silver City,
to reunite our family.

1007
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:02,234
You're still fantasizing
about heavenly rebellion?

1008
00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:04,361
Just let it go, Mum.

1009
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:06,946
Been there, done that, big fall.

1010
00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:08,365
But that's just it.

1011
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,742
Why do you think
you lost that fight?

1012
00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:12,535
Oh, I don't know,
let's have a think, shall we?

1013
00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:14,079
Not enough cardio?

1014
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,581
The fact that dear old
Dad's slightly almighty?

1015
00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:19,000
Because I was young,
woefully foolish and...

1016
00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:21,294
Unarmed?

1017
00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:23,088
You know that if you had
possessed the Flaming Sword,

1018
00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:25,464
the weapon that guarded Eden,

1019
00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:26,966
the weapon
that can cut through anything,

1020
00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:29,135
even the Gates of Heaven itself,

1021
00:40:29,177 --> 00:40:31,637
well, you would've won
that rebellion.

1022
00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:33,056
Why are you dwelling
in the past?

1023
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:34,766
The fact is,
I didn't have the sword,

1024
00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:37,769
and Dad destroyed it
soon after, so...

1025
00:40:37,810 --> 00:40:40,188
What if I told you that
the sword was right here,

1026
00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:41,898
on Earth?

1027
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,983
And it's already
in your possession.

1028
00:40:44,025 --> 00:40:45,484
What?

1029
00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:48,238
The Flaming Sword
is Azrael's blade.

1030
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,449
We have everything we need
to go home.

1031
00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:06,798
Well, the Oscar
goes to Candy Morningstar.

1032
00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:08,341
You think they bought it?

1033
00:41:08,383 --> 00:41:10,009
Yes, my mother doesn't know
what hit her.

1034
00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:11,719
So, thank you.

1035
00:41:11,761 --> 00:41:14,513
For helping me peek inside
that scheming head of hers.

1036
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:17,142
Well, it's the least I could do.

1037
00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:18,977
After what you did
for me in Vegas?

1038
00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:21,187
You saved my life.

1039
00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:23,522
Pretty sure I'm gonna owe you
for the rest of it.

1040
00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:25,024
Let's call it even, shall we?

1041
00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:26,359
Yeah.

1042
00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:27,860
Oh, that reminds me

1043
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:29,154
Oh, no, no, no.

1044
00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:30,155
You keep that.

1045
00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:31,489
I hear divorce

1046
00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:32,949
is quite expensive
these days.

1047
00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:34,367
In fact,

1048
00:41:34,409 --> 00:41:36,869
why don't you add
this one to the, uh, pot?

1049
00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:38,830
Thank you.

1050
00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:40,957
I'll put them both to good use.

1051
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:44,210
(ditzy voice): 'Cause, you know,
I totally have so many plans.

1052
00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:45,337
(both laugh)
Oh, God.

1053
00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:48,923
Well, to making plans.

1054
00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:50,508
Yeah.

1055
00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:54,511
All right.

1056
00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:01,269
Lucifer.

1057
00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:04,772
I get why you had me
con your family.

1058
00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:08,276
But what is going on
with you and Detective Decker?

1059
00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:09,735
(laughs)

1060
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:12,030
♪ I went looking for power... ♪

1061
00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:13,823
It's none of my business,

1062
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:17,494
but... I wouldn't
screw that one up.

1063
00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:23,208
♪ And I wanted an ending... ♪

1064
00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:24,834
(exhales)

1065
00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:27,504
I'm trying not to.

1066
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,382
♪ I went looking for knives ♪

1067
00:42:30,423 --> 00:42:33,385
♪ But they're giving me blooms ♪

1068
00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:38,806
♪ I went looking for knives ♪

1069
00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:40,808
♪ And I was looking for you. ♪


